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I can't just Laughing...Nigerian Funniest comedian Gbenga Adeyinka Da 1st is at it again with his comedy relief...

GCON like he calls himself released his News paper review for friday, 11September, 2015...

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Part ONE:

GCON NEWSPAPER HEADLINE REVIEW FRI 11TH SEPT 2015. +N28.9bn fraud: EFCC arrests BGL boss, Okumagba. 

GCON: KPAKAM! THAT'S THE SOUND HANDCUFFS MAKEߘ +Ambode asks workers to support anti-corruption war. 

GCON: THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A CHOICE COS MORE CORRUPTION IS EQUAL TO NO SALARYߘƠ+Four Lagos agencies get new bosses. 

GCON: MAKE DEM DO WELL O! EFCC IS FULLY AWAKEߘ +Electrocution: FG sends technical team to Unilag. 

GCON: AFTER INVESTIGATION THEY SHOULD ELECTROCUTE WHOEVER IS AT FAULT. FAIR IS FAIRߘȰߘȠ+Govs reject death penalty for looters.

GCON: HMNNNNN! WHY O! ߘᰟز +Soldiers kill 10, arrest 64 suspected terrorists. 

GCON: WELLDONE BOYS. OUR MILITARY IS WORKING. BOKO IS SHRINKINGߑ͢܌ +68.5 per cent candidates pass 2015 NECO exam. 

GCON: WE THANK THE LORD O! BUT WHICH SUBJECTS HOPE NO BE YORUBA AND IGBO?ߘ +Buhari fires FCT revenue service chairman, others. 

GCON: YES BOSS! FIRE ALL THOSE DRAGGING US BACK.ߑ͠+We’ve no candidate for Ooni throne yet –Giesi. 

GCON: SEBI NA OGA DEY CHOOSE. I DON DEY CONFUSE O!ߘ蠫Passport: We’ll sack fraudulent officers, says Abeshi. 

GCON: COOL BUT WE MUST ALSO START ARRESTING THOSE WHO OFFER THEM BRIBEߘΠ+Katsina Guber: Nashuni, PDP Seek To Discontinue Petition Against Gov Masari. 

GCON: TWO THINGS ARE INVOLVED

EITHER HE HAS BEEN SETTLED OR HE IS EXPECTING TO BE SETTLEDߘ°ߘpߘ +Police Rescue Abducted RCCG Pastor. 

GCON: HALLELUJAH! I HOPE HE DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE TO CEASER WHAT IS CHASERS B4 HE WAS RELEASEDߘ +NNPC Bows to Pressure, Lifts Ban on 113 Oil Tankers. 

GCON: HMNNNNN! NA THIS BOWING TO PRESSURE DEY CAUSE GOBE IN THE LONG RUN O. ME I DON TALK MY OWNߘ谟ب +JP Morgan: FMDQ Intervenes in Bond Market, Stocks Continue Decline. 

GCON: I DON TIRE FOR ALL THIS DEM BONDAGE TALK SEFߘⰟآ +Cabinet: Tambuwal Submits 22 Nominees To Sokoto Assembly. 

GCON: I NO TALK AM? THAT GUY NAME OR PERSONAL PERSON NAME GO DEY THIS LIST. 

Part TWO:



+Facebook Ranks Nigeria, Kenya Top Active Mobile Users in Africa. 
GCON: NO BE LIE. NIGERIANS NO DEY FACE DEM BOOK AGAIN. ALL ATTENTION IS NOW ON FACEBOOK ߘحߘ3 NYSC Corp Members In Police Net For Alleged Robbhery. 
GCON: LOBATAN! I DON TALK TEYTEY SAY THAT ALLOWEE NO DO BOYS WEY DON DEY DO YAHOO YAHOO FROM SCHOOLߘحߘBuhari Departs for France Monday for Three-day State Visit. 
GCON: MAKE DEM BRIEF BABA WELL O AND TELL AM THE NAME OF THE PRESSY. AUREVIOUR ABI HOW DEM DEY TALK AM AGAIN?ߘ`+El-Rufai Vows to Make Life Difficult for Land Grabbers. 
GCON: I HEAR? I GRAB AM POR LAND. OGA ELRUPAI I GRAB AM POR ME CARRY ME GO AM POR JAIL. KAJI KOߘ0ߘpߘ +PDP would have won if I wasn’t removed, says Tukur. 
GCON: TAH! SOME PEOPLE INSIST THE UMBRELLA WOULD NOT HAVE TORN IF TOU NEVER BECAME CHAIRMANߘ۰ߘ۰ߘ۰ߘ㠫Election didn’t hold in four Rivers LGs – Army. 
GCON: HMNNNNN! AND THEY DECLARED THOSE HUGE NUMBERS? THIS IS "WIKED" +Boko Haram: Buratai Concludes Visit to Borno War Front, Meets Commanders. 
GCON; I BEG GREET THEM FOR ME TOO. I WILL VISIT THEM WHEN BOKO SURRENDERߘ +Osun Immortalises Bola Ige With Africa’s First Mechatronic Institute. 
GCON: CONTINUE TO REST IN PEACE CICERO. OGBENI GOD BLESS YOU FOR THE HONOURߑͰߑ͠+Queen Elizabeth II Becomes Britain’s Longest Reigning Monarch.
GCON: MONEY DEY NOW. MAKE SHE COME RULE 1 LOCAL VILLAGE FOR NAIJA. SHE GO HEAR OBA!!!!ߘpߘpߘ€