5 Irritating Social Media Pictures
Lord Knows Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and of course the Lord of them All Nairaland is an integral part of the 21st Century Teenager and...
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Lord Knows Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and of course the Lord of them All Nairaland 
is an integral part of the 21st Century Teenager and youth(Elders
perhaps?) Of course people take advantage of this platforms to flaunt
their wealth and rather Bland lifestyles to us in the form of a
3-dimensional Jpg format. There are some things we are better of not
seeing and we would appreciate if you just kept them to yourselves 
1. Food Pictures: This always baffles me. Perhaps you are trying to imply you live a better life than us. The annoying part is that you take Restaurant pictures esp the ladies. At least, you should take a picture of you furiously stirring Amala or Akpu or Tuwo not some damned French Fries that even the French have no love for.
2. Gym Pictures: You are in the gym to work those muscles not flaunt. The amusing thing is that those that usually take it can be confused for pregnant Transgended men. Your Friends that don't have muscles will start planning your "muscle demise". Don't be surprised if that Nigga starts taking you to KfC.
3. Couple Pictures: I don't know if you are trying to Intimidate us good ole Single folks but when we see pictures of you and that special one holding hands and doing PDA's, it makes us green with envy. Be careful how you tease us or we just might Nick your significant other then flaunt it in your face
4. Headless Selfies: I understand you have a nice pair of cleavage and you gotta flaunt what Mama Africa Gave you but is your self Esteem so low that your viewers are worthy only of your Oranges. Or maybe you are Practicing how to take selfies when your head eventually falls off
. Ladies please, it's not all about Judging the Boobs 
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5. Duck Lips Selfies: The Queen of the Awon Weyrey crew won't forgive me if I exclude this one. Imagine contorting your lips a certain way like A duck just to get that camera angle
. Maybe it's a form of advertisement that you give excellent Blow.... but in my experience this type of girls are the worst Givers...Abi I lie? 
...I think it's even high time we start charging for false advertisements
is an integral part of the 21st Century Teenager and youth(Elders
perhaps?) Of course people take advantage of this platforms to flaunt
their wealth and rather Bland lifestyles to us in the form of a
3-dimensional Jpg format. There are some things we are better of not
seeing and we would appreciate if you just kept them to yourselves 1. Food Pictures: This always baffles me. Perhaps you are trying to imply you live a better life than us. The annoying part is that you take Restaurant pictures esp the ladies. At least, you should take a picture of you furiously stirring Amala or Akpu or Tuwo not some damned French Fries that even the French have no love for.
2. Gym Pictures: You are in the gym to work those muscles not flaunt. The amusing thing is that those that usually take it can be confused for pregnant Transgended men. Your Friends that don't have muscles will start planning your "muscle demise". Don't be surprised if that Nigga starts taking you to KfC.
3. Couple Pictures: I don't know if you are trying to Intimidate us good ole Single folks but when we see pictures of you and that special one holding hands and doing PDA's, it makes us green with envy. Be careful how you tease us or we just might Nick your significant other then flaunt it in your face
4. Headless Selfies: I understand you have a nice pair of cleavage and you gotta flaunt what Mama Africa Gave you but is your self Esteem so low that your viewers are worthy only of your Oranges. Or maybe you are Practicing how to take selfies when your head eventually falls off
. Ladies please, it's not all about Judging the Boobs ... 5. Duck Lips Selfies: The Queen of the Awon Weyrey crew won't forgive me if I exclude this one. Imagine contorting your lips a certain way like A duck just to get that camera angle
. Maybe it's a form of advertisement that you give excellent Blow.... but in my experience this type of girls are the worst Givers...Abi I lie? ...I think it's even high time we start charging for false advertisements 
