PHOTOS: Top 10 Hilarious Names Of Nigerian Churches
1. Run For Your Life Ministry Is this church created only for runners or for some extreme believers who prefer living fast and furious?...
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1. Run For Your Life Ministry
Is this church created only for runners or for
some extreme believers who prefer living fast and furious? So it is a
huge field for thinking about the name of this church. But I am honestly
not sure whether this is a good way to attract visitors.
2. Jesus Elections Ministries
If you are still looking for your place under the
sun and not sure what to do with your life, set up a church in Nigeria
with any hilarious name you are only capable of making up. Yes! This one
you can take as an example. Success is guaranteed!
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3. Helicopter of Christ ministry
By the way how much does the ticket cost? Is it
available for everyone? So if you are looking for any extreme spiritual
or psychotherapy, join this absolutely unique church. Sounds exciting,
but hopelessly ridiculous.
4. Mountain of Swallowing Problems Interdenominational Prayer Ministry
I like the word “interdenominational”. It is not
only long to pronounce but also means incredible flexibility that
accepts any branch of the religion. So from transport, we are slowly
coming to the geographical spots. Mountain, island, iceberg, what is the
next one? Why did I mention everything except of swallowing problems? I
tried to divert your attention because in this case there is no
adequate reaction than laughter.
5. Barking Methodist church
And there is one more miracle in the world –
Barking Methodist church. I can hardly imagine what the fellows of this
church are doing while they are praying. Barking and howling? A
rhetorical question, no answer, please.
6. The Atomic Bomb Bible Brigade Ministry
God knows what the authors meant by this name. Is
it a military base or any extremist group? It sounds too aggressive as
for a peaceful church. But if the Barking church and Swallowing problems
one exist in this dark world, why not then?
7. Laboratory Church of God
A blow below the belt for skeptics – it turns out
scientifically confirmed that God exists. No more doubts anymore! Go to
this church and get all proofs you need. But wait, God expects you to
believe on the word. So it is up to you who to follow.
8. NTA Channel Jesus
Well, what can I say? We are living in the world
of intercommunication. And the best way to proclaim the word of God is
better to do through a media tool. That is why after the transport, and
mountain, the God has decided to get a channel. Well-done!
9. How to Identify a Witch
Yes, we promote a hi-tech society where even the
God has an own channel. But at the same time some of our people are
still obsessed with the Middle Ages romance, the idea of inquisition and
the witch hunting. If you are in the latter group, join this church.
10. Who are you to Jesus Ministry
The last but not the least question is who are you
to Jesus? Think about that or you had better visit this church and
maybe the answer will come to you in there.
Well, I admit that there is too much sarcasm here.
Who knows what people are taught in such churches. Are good or bad
people leading such meetings? But as it is said above, no judgment,
right. And what is your opinion about such funny names of churches in
Nigeria?
