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PHOTOS: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She Is A Sex Doll

A video is going viral of a man being caught cheating on his girlfriend, and the length he goes to to try get away with it is RIDICULOUS...

A video is going viral of a man being caught cheating on his girlfriend, and the length he goes to to try get away with it is RIDICULOUS.

According to the post on Facebook, he was busted by his girlfriend when about to do the dirty with another woman and decided to pretend that his 'mate' was a sex doll to get away with it.

The girlfriend is understandably angry, and starts shouting: "What the Bleep is going on here? Who the Bleep is this?"

The guy responds: "It's a bleeping sex doll" He goes the full way, too, even producing a receipt that he claims proves his purchase of the sex doll.

The other woman, for her part, is committed to the role, standing on the stairs frozen. The guy's girlfriend is not having it though, and starts to push her. The half-Unclad woman even attempts to ask her to stop in a robot voice, but she can only go so far and snaps before starting to gather her things to leave.

Even this isn't enough to get the unfaithful guy to drop his act. In fact, he doubles down, saying: "I've got a receipt. It is malfunctioning. I don't know why she is moving. It comes with reflexes"

You've got to hand it to him, he is trying his very best to sell it. It's probably for the best if this turns out to be fake. It doesn't exactly paint human intelligence in the best light, does it?

There are some bits of friendly advice to take from this. In all relationships, honestly is the best policy. If you lie and then lie again to cover the first lie eventually you'll be caught out.

The human mind isn't smart enough to keep track of all of the possible strands of lies and the directions that they can take.

The second piece of advice that you need to bear in mind is that if you're going to lie, make it believable for God's sake. Things that sound ridiculous usually are.

The third and final piece of advice, if you forgot to follow the other two, is that if you're caught red handed, just own up. It'll be over quicker if you come clean.


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